“I contend
we have already crossed the Rubicon, almost irrevocably incorporating
technology into our psyches in a way that makes us part flesh and blood, part
hardware,” Dr. Keith Ablow candidly confessed on Fox News this week.
” The fact that the hardware is outside our
bodies (for now) does not mean the integration has not occurred. We are
psychologically magnetized to our devices. That’s why some people will fight
for them, and even die for them, he continued. “This is
just the beginning. Cell phones will soon be able to determine whether you are
looking at the content on their screens, rather than looking away. They will
demand attention. The extent to which we own them versus them owning us will be
increasingly in doubt.”
Poor pitiful Dr. Ablow; he’s a doctor of medicine; a scientist; a
board certified psychiatrist; a distinguished member of the Fox News Channel
medical A team, yet the man suffers from psychotic delusions that “we”--
all of us, including himself, -- are now
under the control of the machines modern technology has created. He’s convinced
that “our cell phones own us.”
Yes, he actually thinks his cell phone owns him. “What is
“in” our cell phones that would lead people to attack others or risk death to
keep them?” “I would argue that
the phones absorb and record our thoughts and intentions so dramatically that
we become unconsciously convinced they are “parts of us... Why else would so
many people hesitate even to leave a room without taking their cell phones with
them? Why would they interrupt meetings and family time to check them? Why
would young people be opting to spend
their money on newer, faster ones, instead of on clothing? Why would
there be so much interest in personalizing the sounds they make, the apps they
hold and the cases that hold them?”
This hopelessly deluded TV psychiatrist arrived at his crazy
idea immediately after witnessing a video depicting a high school student attacking
his teacher in the classroom after the teacher confiscated his cell phone. His reasoning goes like this: Teacher takes
away kid’s cell phone. Kid attacks teacher. Ergo, “we” are owned by “our”
cell phones.
I suppose from this line of TV psychobabble logic that if the
kid was chewing gum in class and attacked his teacher for taking it away from
him, Dr. Ablow would conclude that “we” are owned by “our” chewing
gum.
To be fair to the good doctor, he does cite a couple other
examples which, he claims, support his conclusion that: “we” are owned
by “our” cell phones: “Last year, a Houston woman was shot by a
mugger when she refused to hand
over her cell phone. She survived, and she later asserted that
she had done the right thing.” “In 2013, a 22-year-old man was killed by a
train when he tried to
retrieve the cell phone he had dropped on the tracks.”
Huh? If it were her purse instead of her cell phone would the
doctor medically conclude that “we” are owned by “our” purses? If it were his wallet instead of his cell
phone would the doctor conclude that “we” are owned by “our”
wallets?
Apparently, when Dr Ablow, the so-called scientist, encounters some
individuals doing stupid things with their technological devices, he deludes
himself into thinking that “we” all are prone to do the exactly the same
thing with “our” technological devices, therefore technology is making “us”
all neurotic slaves to our modern gadgets which have come to own “us,” including
himself.
Yes, he probably thinks that robots will take over the world and
make “us” all slaves to modern technology. This, I think, is concrete
proof of the fact that normal people shouldn’t listen to the ravings of today’s
TV psychiatrists, or for that matter, any other dubious TV talking head puppet.
Many sane medical experts have openly condemned Ablow for his ongoing cable
news psychoanalysis of, for example, President Obama, his wife, and other
figures. A staff psychiatrist at the Shepherd Brain Injury Rehabilitation
Center in Atlanta, for instance, said that Ablow’s medical analysis "is
really just irresponsible and it's embarrassing for physicians in general."
Ouch! I really think they ought to go a little easier on their poor
pitiful colleague, Dr Ablow.
After all, he’s crazy, you know?
He just confessed on national TV that his cell phone owns him.