Glutton Gorges While Subjects Starve

 

Kim Jong-un, 33 year-old Supreme Leader of the Democratic [sic] People's Republic of Korea, and bloated Jabba the Hutt wannabe, since his coronation as the nation’s belligerent hostile sabre rattling dictator, has been stuffing his fat face with large quantities of exotic culinary delicacies while the vast majority of his hapless subjects starve.

While this gorging glutton’s menacing conduct has resulted in crippling international sanctions on North Korea, sanctions causing unrelenting misery to the populace, the body weight on his 5 foot 7 inch frame has ballooned to nearly 300 pounds. He’s become so fat that his ankles have fractured under his own weight which is why he’s had surgery, is gout ridden, and now walks with a cane.

Now it appears that North Korea is headed toward another terrible famine like the one that starved to death an estimated 3.5 million innocent subjects during the 1990’s. "The road to revolution is long and arduous," explains an editorial in the state-run North Korean newspaper. "We may have to go on an arduous march, during which we will have to chew the roots of plants once again."

The government has ordered every citizen in the capital to provide around 2 pounds of rice to the state’s supplies every month. Farmers are forced to supply the military with additional rations from their own meager crops while the glutton’s regime has been cracking down on open-air markets that have served as a source of additional food for city dwellers.

"Even if we give up our lives, we should continue to show our loyalty to our leader, Kim Jong Un, until the end of our lives," the state-run newspaper wrote, calling for a "70-day campaign of loyalty."

Kim Jong Un is today’s ugly face of communist totalitarian statism in North Korea, founded by his grandfather, Kim Il-sung after the Korean War and perpetuated by his cretin father, Kim Jong-Il. While South Korea has prospered greatly under the relative freedom provided the people by a vibrant democratic capitalist based government, North Korea has slid down into a political and economic national abyss, a shit hole wherein the people live in abject poverty and enjoy no rights. Satellite images of Korea at night show a stark contrast between the two nations. South Korea is brightly lit up while North Korea remains pitch black.

The Kim dynasty has brought absolutely nothing to the people of North Korea during the last 60 years besides a horrible existence characterized by hunger and terror of their government overlord’s.

There are no reasons whatsoever for the people to remain loyal to these tyrants except for fear of what might be done to them at the least hint of disloyalty. They richly deserve the fate of history’s rouge gallery of tyrants. I predict an unpleasant ending for the Kim dynasty and it can’t happen too soon.  

Kim Jong-un is a human abomination – a glutton who gorges while his subject’s starve.